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Fri March 14, 2014
Originally published on Sat March 15, 2014 12:55 pm
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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SAGAL: Hi, you're on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
KSENYA GURSHTEIN: Hi. This Ksenya Gurshtein from Washington, D.C.
SAGAL: Could you say your name again, please?
GURSHTEIN: Ksenya Gurshtein.
SAGAL: Is - how do you spell that?
SAGAL: Wow, so you have to get that K in there quick before you move onto S.
SAGAL: Where does that name come from? What kind of name is it?
GURSHTEIN: I'm an art historian and there's actually a genre of ancient Roman paintings call Ksenya paintings that were designed to welcome strangers.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Oh, Rite Aid now has a Ksenya at the door.
SAGAL: Well, welcome to the show, Ksenya. Carl Kasell is going to read you three news-related limericks, with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on two of the limericks, you'll be a winner. Here is your first limerick.
CARL KASELL: In Seattle our cops understand that musicians just might need a hand. Street parking is planned for a venue's demand with the loading zone just for the...
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SAGAL: Band. The worst - very good. Ksenya, you got it right.
SAGAL: The worst part of being a musician is lugging all your gear back and forth from your van unless you count the STDs.
SAGAL: Well, Seattle is going to make musicians' lives easier with priority parking for musicians near venues so they don't have to double park. It's weird that being a rock star now has the same benefits as breaking your hip.
SAGAL: All right. Here is your next limerick.
KASELL: To look like a hunk with some funk I'll raise up the chunk that has sunk. To tighten my tush up my jeans my jeans are a push up. They help me have junk in the...
SAGAL: Yes, indeed. Junk in the trunk.
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SAGAL: Invido Clothing Company has debuted a new line of push-up jeans, which promise to give wearers that sexy, Kim Kardashian backside. The jeans use a mix of special fabrics and stitching to create the appearance of extra girth, also achieved by a competing product: butter.
POUNDSTONE: Yeah, I did it the cheaper way, yeah.
CINDY SHUPACK: I (unintelligible) read that though. I think it's - is it cultural?
POUNDSTONE: What have you read?
SHUPACK: That big butts are in.
POUNDSTONE: They're not in. They just are.
SAGAL: All right. Very good. Here is your last limerick.
KASELL: Stop trying to live through me, mom. This is high school, no cheesy rom-com. That tux and the dress no longer impress. That's why nobody goes to the...
SAGAL: Right, prom.
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SAGAL: School dances are being cancelled at schools across the country. And according to Business Insider that may be because students prefer to stay home and text each other.
SAGAL: It's true. Homecoming dances, winter formals, even prom itself is endangered. It's a shame because in my day boys used to go to the dances and not talk to the girls in person.
SAGAL: Carl, how did Ksenya do on our quiz?
KASELL: Ksenya had three correct answers, Peter, so I'll be doing the voicemail message on her answering machine.
SAGAL: Well done.
POUNDSTONE: There you go.
SAGAL: Thank you so much for playing, Ksenya.
GURSHTEIN: Thanks for having me (unintelligible).
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